ENCOUNTER OF A FUNNY ATHEIST

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He is an atheist. He just don’t believe in the existence of a supreme being. He always perplexed when people scream Blood of Jesus hoping for some sort of quick divine intercession to their distress.

Much like screaming Barack Obama or Donald Trump when faced with a sudden problem. He returned from work late that Friday. It was one of those days the traffic appeared, all the vehicles were struck together making it not easy for vehicle to pass.

It was 15 minutes past 8 when he finally entered the compound. The stairs were thickly dark as usual. The electricity authority didn’t give power at that point. He was furious.

At the bottom of the stairs, he reached into his pocket and brought out his phone. He turned the torch on and started climbing the steps, one after the other foot. Halfway the stairs, the phone’s light started to misbehave. He checked it; nothing appeared wrong and strange.

The next minute the phone died. The screen just turned blank black. He pressed and pressed on the red button, trying to get it on again, but no success.

Now scary. Alone in the darkness, he managed his way up the stairs. The hallway appeared even darker. Something ran through his feet and he turned suddenly. But he saw nothing. A rat obviously he said in his mind.

At his door, he put the phone back into his pocket and brought out his keys. Trying to slot in the key, the whole bunch slipped and fell. Shit! He shouted, he bent to the floor, trying around to pick it.

He notice a whistled wind past his head. He turned and for a tiny, terrifying second thought he saw something “A human figure” clothed in white. “A ghost” his breathing became faster. Only six days ago, a neighbor had died from a road accident. And he owed her $100

Luckily, his fingers finally touched the keys and he quickly picked it up. He slotted the right key into the hole and pushed the door open. He was greeted by this great darkness. He was still trying to adjust his eyes to the blackness when suddenly, out of the dense darkness, he heard a meow!

A cat in my room!

‘Blood of Jesus save me!’ He screamed.

 

 

 

 

 

Written by:

Kogwuonye Patrick Onyeka

Writer/Blogger/Educator/Tutor

University of Benin

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153 thoughts on “ENCOUNTER OF A FUNNY ATHEIST

  1. Hahaha!!!! 😂😂💯

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    1. Is it funny you have started again tammy ..

      Lol…everything always amuse you……hahahahahahaahahah

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        1. Atheist are the funniest people you can have ….

          How will someone just say God does not exist

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          1. Hmm I feel truly sorry for them because God is REAL!!

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            1. God is everywhere…..check the nature around and the universe also

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                1. Yes exactly what am saying..

                  Who then created it?

                  They saying evolution and big bank theory….lol….i guess you know what am saying

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                  1. Haha! Those are all lies by the devil himself, which he planted in their minds!

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                    1. Do you know people become atheist after depression on something for years

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                    2. Hmmmm I haven’t thought about that you know.

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                    3. Just reflect on it….i would like to reflect you to a movie….but i do not have the name again …..

                      If i search i will holla at you ok…

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                    4. Just reflect on it…people get tired ..especially critically ill person…after much pain…start getting to think..if there is God….

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                    5. Hmm well that means there faith in him was never really that fervent after all so yeah, but comprehend what you said

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                    6. I know…ok…..

                      That was all about the movie ..that happened in the movie…but took the man years to say he is an atheist

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                    7. That is it…..the movie touch me well …tbe man died in a motor accident

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                    8. Are you still awake dear

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                    9. You are readings or what or tryinh to write a topic

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                    10. Till now…….am still planing to write one now

                      Based on karma…..do you know karma

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                    11. Oh ok cool …yes I know

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                    12. That is what am planing on writing now…..

                      But i need it shot…..not long stories…so my readers can read and understand…yeah

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                    13. Oh ok cool then go for it

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                    14. I will may be today….just need to meditate on it first and get my diary and a ben pointed pen ….

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                    15. Yeah that is true….should i leave you now

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                    16. Yes I am …have a blessed day ahead bye.

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        2. Sometimes…if atheist are normal…i guess they are insane

          The bible says a fool will say there is no God

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          1. Exactly, they are fools, professing themselves to wise they became fools! The book of Proverbs says that!

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            1. Yes…that is true..proverb said it…

              Do you know the chapter

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              1. I think its Chapter 22 can’t recall

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                1. I will check now…. They are the funniest comedian on earth

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                    1. Yeah…

                      Let imagine it… They said there is no God..
                      Who created th

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  2. mistimaan

    Well written

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    1. Thanks for the comment

      What is your idea about atheist?

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  3. heartsinink

    Patrick!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Yes ……..am hear …..i can hear you

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      1. heartsinink

        So good! You never disappoint

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        1. Whats your point on the atheist post

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          1. heartsinink

            Atheist are what they are. It’s sad to think that they believe in absolutely no high power….and it’s stupid to comprehend

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            1. That is true ….very kind of funny human being on earth….

              So what do they believe again…can you guess for me

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              1. heartsinink

                Nothing…except humanity in existence

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    1. Really epic…that is your view..

      What again is your view on atheist

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      1. Everyone, at some point of time, intentionally or unintentionally take the name of a supreme being. In that sense, it is just a matter of choosing to acknowledge an existence that may or may not be there…. 🙈

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        1. But at least ..people believe in some supreme being….

          But atheist nothing to believe…they are funny …..
          I like your comment on this very nice ..thanks for that comment

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          1. Welcome Patrick 😊😇

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            1. Thanks for the comment

              Yeah…..how is everything with you

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              1. Amazing Patrick…how about you?

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                1. Still good…happy sunday…i have a good post for you this sunday…you can check now

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                    1. Ok……..i check in your blog…not seen any new post

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                    2. 🙈 yet to begin another new post

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                    3. Like you kind of busy all this while…i guess so

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            2. Thanks..you are also welcome to my blog..

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  4. Love your eclectic blog. Thanks for following mine – stop by anytime. THere will be a shout out to your blog in a post soon!

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    1. What is your own view about atheist?

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  5. You’re a funny guy !!

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    1. What you saying..really am funny…..thanks for that

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    2. Whats your view on atheist

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      1. The most awesome God … who created absolutely everything… everything … everything… created not only them … but also their right to believe what they will… and He loves them too:)… that is my view of the atheist:)

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        1. Ok…wow…atheist are funny comedian living among us….hope you know

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    1. Thanks L young…..been a while we heard from you…..have you been around ….lol

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      1. I was busy but am back now.

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        1. I said it….you were absent…i guess you miss alot

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        2. Again thanks for the comment

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    2. What is your own idea on atheist?

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      1. I believe in god pat.

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        1. Ok….i know….so young you up now…whats you time now…

          Over here is 3:13am

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            1. Which country is that? Just wondering

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                1. Thought as much….i saw picture about newyork in one of your post..

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    1. Ok …cool place you live

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  6. Oh great! 😂😂 It was awesome writting! I enjoyed it a lot! 😂😂

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    1. Thanks dear for stopping by and comment

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      1. You are welcomed dear. Have a great day! ⛅ 😉

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    2. What your own point on the atheist?

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      1. They are free to choose but should know how to respect others’ choices. 😊 And these things should never come up as an obstacle in any relationship. Its all for the peace of souls ✨

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        1. Ok…i get you…but do you know atheist are funny people

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          1. I got to know that from this post! 😂😉 I’ve never seen any funny atheist tho.. 😃😄

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            1. Based on who do they believe in…

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              1. Wanted to ask.. if someone believes in nature.. or a nature lover.. is it an atheist??

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                1. At least he believe in something nature

                  But this set if funny atheist…do not believe in any thing at all

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                  1. Literally! Funny ones and still screaming the holy words!

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                    1. Lol… Yeah…so who is now the fo

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                    2. The atheist for this one..

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                    3. Lol.. That is true honey 8

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    1. You laughing…very funny

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    2. What is your own view about atheist

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      1. As a Catholic I have always been aware of Love with a capital L. God loves me, I love God, we all love each other – LOVE is the thing! So trying to understand a reality where my source of Love does not exist is difficult for me

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        1. Me too am a catholic……the bible will say “is only a fool that will say there is no GOD”

          Thanks for the comment mrs gold girl

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  7. congratulations on your successful post. I see that you have a lot of comments. And that is a good sign of a healthy blog. Thank you for following my blog. I hope that you will add comments and feedback so that I get to know you. I hope that you will also investigate some of the categories that I have created. Happy New Year

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    1. I will be happy to follow you also….happy new to you also..

      Not easy chating all day long…have been busy responding to chat……

      I can give you my facebook or hangout or whatsapp ..if you really want to know me well …

      Thanks again for commenting

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      1. Interesting idea, let’s revisit whatsapp after March as I am coming up to a busy part of my Year.

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        1. Really…if you say so…love that

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  8. Well told. Made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the smile today!

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    1. You welcome….thanks for stopping by and commenting…..
      I will like to ask you a simple question

      What is your view about atheist in the society?

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      1. I understand why many people believe that God is undefinable, but I find it hard to understand how they can believe there is nothing beyond what we see. I am not tied to God having to be a being like a human, but I’m not personally able to dismiss experiences I’ve had that make me think and feel that there is a larger power and purpose. I’ve been through a long journey from strict religious beliefs to much questioning and then finding peace with my life and views. I’m very changed from my original views so I’m comfortable to accept anyone in any stage of belief or disbelief in God or the gods. I’m always interested to hear different views and what others have seen and felt in their spiritual experience and/or seeking for intellectual answers of meaning and purpose. I think belief of any kind is a journey and is very much learning about yourself. I think it’s about discovering what you truly believe by the choices you make, rather than deciding what to believe and then trying to act accordingly. When you live, you naturally illustrate your beliefs…like showed rather humorously in your story.
        I know I’m not an atheist because I do and feel things that contradict that belief. But I’m not concerned about atheists ‘in society’ because there are all beliefs in society whether I consider them or not. I can only create my own space for my own beliefs and illustrate those with those that I meet in my little corner of existing. The atheists I’ve met challenge and interest me. They also seem to be challenged and interested by me. I think that interaction is a good and healthy thing for both of our life journeys.
        I hope that wasn’t too much. 🙂 To me that wasn’t exactly a simple question…Though it is a most basic one in my life. Thanks for asking!

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        1. I kind of understand you…
          Is based in human difference and belief.
          How you feel the world around you…
          My point is that..they do not believe anything at all…..
          If they do not…who created the earth and the moon sun and animals

          So for me its human difference…all fingers are not equal

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          1. Those I have know who are atheist believe everything on earth came about by science. We can ask them, but who made the science? and they can ask us, but who made God? In the end, the deepest origins are unknown except in our minds and spirits and what we come to believe though unseen.

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            1. let get you point now, based on the atheist, God is supernaturalbeing, which nobody has seen, but we believe in God by faith.
              ask the atheist who created them.

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        2. Thanks for taking enough time to wrute and reply…kind of lengthy lol

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        3. Thanks for taking enough time to write and reply…kind of lengthy lol

          Still believe in your comment

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    1. Thanks deaequillpen…

      Whats your view about atheist

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      1. I believe in God. As someone had said earlier in the comment section something that is beyond your senses can’t be declared as untrue.

        An atheist at one point of time will change his mind is what I think.

        Write more stories!

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        1. Ok….change his/her mind…..
          Thanks for the comment..
          Which country are you?

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            1. I always meet india here…..

              Love your culture….
              Which part in india

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              1. South India

                If you have time, do check out my posts too. I would be glad to hear your opinions.

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        2. Catholic Pilgrim

          True. The Best Physics can do is determine the existence of matter, though this stuff in itself apart from the forms it assumes can’t be perceived by the senses. Biology could declare the existence of cells, but only with the help of a microscope. Cells or even molecules are beyond the reach of the naked eye and, of course, our nostrils. God transcends the physical universe, so natural science isn’t the means by which to prove His existence. Yet, there could be no science if God didn’t exist, for the physical order of our universe and planet would then be entirely unintelligible. It takes intelligence to comprehend what only an intelligent mind can produce. Matter is mindless, so it can’t be the First Cause of all physical and mental existence. For anything to cause something, it must impart an essential attribute of itself. This is a self-evident truth in the science of physics, Thus, matter isn’t the First Cause of human existence, since we homosapiens possess a mind which, by the way, lies beyond the reach of physical sense, for it doesn’t have mass and occupy space – just as God doesn’t.

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      2. Catholic Pilgrim

        That’s just it. Even the atheist at some point in their life will exclaim, “Oh, My God!” When someone once said to me, “Oh, my God! How could you?”, after I did something alarming, I replied, “My name’s Alex.”

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        1. You kind of funny…that is true…thanks for passing by and commenting

          I appreciate your comment very well

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          1. Catholic Pilgrim

            My pleasure, Patrick. Nice post.

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            1. You welcome dear….am also a catholic

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              1. Catholic Pilgrim

                For those who are interested, I recommend the book ‘Who Designed the Designer? A Rediscovered Path to God’s Existence’, by Michael Augros, PHD, available at Ignatius Press. The author reveals how simple everyday experiences with operations in the natural world point to a First Cause and how it can’t be primal matter. Most thoughtful atheists do believe in a first cause, only it isn’t God. Here’s a sample:

                Deduction 1 (Chapter 1)

                If caused causes (which includes matter and energy, my emphasis) could exist without a first cause, they would constitute a middle with nothing before it.

                But it is impossible for there to be a middle with nothing before it (i.e., a link of boxcars in a moving train between the locomotive and the caboose. Each boxcar is moved by what comes before it )

                Therefore, caused causes cannot exist without a first cause (the locomotive engine).

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                1. Over here i do not have the link to get the the book…

                  I will love to get the book.
                  If its on web.i need a link to get it.
                  I will love to read it

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                  1. Catholic Pilgrim

                    https://www.ignatius.com/Product.aspx?ModelNumber=WDD-P&

                    This is the link to the book Who Designed the Designer?

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                    1. I tried it… Love to have the PDF file of it

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  9. Catholic Pilgrim

    I’m going to mail a copy of the book to my school’s principal and Physics teacher in China after I leave.

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    1. What am saying is that can’t you get the PDF on line?

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    2. Hello cant i get a copy of it. Please i need it.

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  10. A great read for skeptics:
    The Cure, imagine there’s no religion.
    A novel from David Millett
    #Novel #SciFi #DMP http://davidmillett.net/Books/TheCure/TheCure.aspx

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  11. Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my post,i appreciate that very much.

    I will love to ask you a simple question base on my post.
    What is you contribution about this post?

    What your view about atheist and the world?

    Thanks again for reading this post up to the end. I guess you find it interesting.

    #PATRICKSTORIES
    Peace and Love

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